Why Your Next Lover Should be a Geek

Forget what you’ve heard: Geeks do make better lovers (when they know what they’re doing).

Why?

1) Geeks think

The biggest sexual organ is the brain. Every woman knows it, and luckily every geek knows it too. That means that while the big boys are thinking about football, a geek is thinking about sex. And you can keep your stereotypes – not all geeks are fantasising about fictional characters, although yes, we are all aware that Lara Croft’s new incarnation in the Guardian of Light is pretty hot. Geeks are fantasising about real women, probably you, and this means that what they’re really fantasising about is a way to make you get off. Which leads us to point number two….

2) Geeks solve problems

One of the biggest problems of men’s world has always been “What exactly do women want in bed?” If anyone is going to come up with the solution, it’s going to be a geek. Geeks don’t (always) invest their egos in questions like this – they just want to figure out the answer. If a geek asks a woman what gets her off, it’s because they want to listen, and learn.

3) Geeks love role-playing

From WoW to the bedroom in a single bound, a geek know and love the attraction of pretending to be someone else. This means that all your naughty fantasies about sex with strangers, the postman, or your sexy high school teacher will probably get the ok from your geek lover. French maid outfit? No problem. Xena, Warrior Princess? More than welcome. Edward or Jacob from Twilight? Ah, well, maybe now we’re pushing the envelope a little too far.

4) Geeks use computers

You may not think that a computer has a place in your sex life, but think about the fine dexterity required to manipulate a mouse just so. That delicate movement, the gentle caress, the understanding that a millimetre makes all the difference. Apply that kind of skill to your body and you are in for a great night.

5) Geeks are good with weird

There is probably nothing you can say or do that will shock a geek. A geek is used to fringe dwelling, and dealing with bizarre ideas. You can be absolutely, positively, yourself with a geek and you won’t get a reaction any stronger than “Oh yeah, I heard about something like that before” and an explanation of the science behind it. Your love geek gets you.

6) Geeks are hot

There is just something infinitely sexy about someone who just knows how things work. That quiet intelligence and attention to detail is a rare quality, and something to be treasured. If you can handle the endless quotations from Monty Python and the dedication of time to gaming, you can be sure that having a geek for a lover is one of the most rewarding things you will ever do.

Take your sexy geek on a surprise holiday somewhere special. Rent an apartment in Paris and tear them away from the monitor for a weekend – but remember to pack your Lara Croft outfit and make your Love Geek happy!

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